And by the way, we’re out of toilet paper.
Great way to work it – this way mom’s so mad about the TP that she’ll forget all about the other little matter.
If “lesbian” means “asshole who doesn’t re-load the toilet paper holder”, then I am in a hot-bed of lesbians at both work and home.
Alternate “talk”: “Son, if your penis is as bare as this toilet paper roll, do not put it in another person.”
My wife says that every time I leave the toilet roll empty. Which is why I leave the toilet roll empty every time.
Consistency counts. Especially in the can.
Daughter: “Hey mom, I’m a lesbian”
Mom: … “You can read minds?!”
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