Submitted by JJ
Such props for going on record as “seriously in love with the donkey.” Absurdity <3
One more reason not to fall in love with a prostitute.
If this guy is telling the truth, that means he tied his (presumably human and female) prostitute to a tree and left her there. I think it’s better he might actually prefer donkeys.
Forbidden Donkey Love is not without precedent; check it out.
Disclaimer: this may be the dumbest think you’ve ever seen. “How Rare!”
Your disclaimer proved to true. Oh, why didn’t I listen??
So if a man falls in love with a hooker/donkey, that’s bestiality, but Matthew Broderick falls in love with a hooker/horse, that’s ok?
SJP’s just his beard anyway.
Well I guess I can’t talk smack about donkey shenanigans, can I?
Horses are classier anyway. And I respect them; neigh means neigh.
Pack That Ass Up
I will admit to knowing people who turn into asses when drunk but I certainly wouldn’t sleep with them.
This story sounds familiar… Where have I rea about it Before???
Oh yes- here we go http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/jesus-said-bring-me-that-ass.jpg
Man: “It’s ok, officer, I paid for my horse
Police: “You can’t sleep with livestock, sir”
Man: “Did I say horse?! I of course meant ‘whores'”
Police: “I see. Carry on fucking your whores in its ass then sir”
Man: “Thanks for understanding, officer. Homophones, eh?”
…based on this video?…
You must be logged in to post a comment.