13 thoughts on “WINNING Excuse

  1. If this guy is telling the truth, that means he tied his (presumably human and female) prostitute to a tree and left her there. I think it’s better he might actually prefer donkeys.

  2. Man: “It’s ok, officer, I paid for my horse
    Police: “You can’t sleep with livestock, sir”
    Man: “Did I say horse?! I of course meant ‘whores'”
    Police: “I see. Carry on fucking your whores in its ass then sir”
    Man: “Thanks for understanding, officer. Homophones, eh?”

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