It is I my love. It was, “You haven’t seen the last of me Greeter! I WILL take that cart and shove it up your ass!”
I found you so utterly attractive whilst inside of my fuzzy leoptard (onsie) that it was difficult to hide my erection. Your pegleg and blacked out eyes reminded me of a sailor I once knew. Please email me back so that we can go out for a fancy dinner at Wendy’s.
Sounds like a match made in, well, in Walmart. Or possibly Bellevue’s psychiatric ward.
Yeah…I remember her.
White beard, white hair, prophet, in Bethlehem, at Walmart? It’s white trash God, looking to make a white trash Jesus.
White Trash Jesus = Good Band Name
I swear I never knew how many weirdos there were in my area until I saw craigslist.
Back in the days of shopping via the Sears catalog, these people would never have had a way to find each other.
Ditto with Adam & Eve Catalogs…buut now we’re all in double-dong butt-plug heaven!
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^Damn you, Ambien and Jim Beam…
It is I my love. It was, “You haven’t seen the last of me Greeter! I WILL take that cart and shove it up your ass!”
I found you so utterly attractive whilst inside of my fuzzy leoptard (onsie) that it was difficult to hide my erection. Your pegleg and blacked out eyes reminded me of a sailor I once knew. Please email me back so that we can go out for a fancy dinner at Wendy’s.
It’s the same guy… Gotta be…
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