6 thoughts on “WINNING at TOTALLY Not Masturbating

  1. I would love to be outraged but I’ve honestly lost the energy to be so. It’s become almost a given that the more someone tries to push their distorted views of the world on everyone else the more depraved they are. I wonder how many more examples it will take before people just decide it’s not worth it to protest too much.

  2. I can’t help wondering why he’s in front of a bar in this photo. I personally love bars, but it seems a strange place for a press conference. Or whatever this is.

  3. Just because you’re strangling the one-eyed pants pirate until he pukes whilst in the immediate vicinity of playing children doesn’t make you a pedophile hypocritical butt nugget.
    Oh, wait; just checked Dickipedia; it does.

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