Guess the box can’t say no either.
“It comes in large, extra-large and Goatse”
“Wait! I thought I ordered popcorn WITHOUT butter!”
If I’m paying for a movie AND popcorn, you damn well better believe it’s Hump Night.
It makes rooting around for the unpopped kernels more fun!
This is a mighty invention; finally a hands-free popcorn box so I can handle my 2-gallon diet coke and vat of Junior Mints!
^now if only I had a lap…
that’s not butter in the popcorn….
And what is the round cut-out-slit in the bottom of the box?? Plan B??
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