Since I cannot decide which of these awesome women to marry I shall become Mormon and we shall consummate our love with a 27-way orgy of them, myself and a case of Mickey Widemouths.
Jeah. Why can’t THIS be my son?
yep, that’s definitely two dudes. joe perry from aerosmith is on the right, and i’m not sure, but i think that’s nick swardson in drag on the left. joe perry is not in drag. that’s just joe perry.
Two girls, one keg.
I’ll have a twisty straw with my keg!
that is clearly a man on the right, no?
Either that or a British woman.
Of course, we can’t see the teeth, so we’ll never know for sure. Let’s just split the difference and assume British transvestite…
that’s a man on the left too. His hands are crossed to hide those elephant balls he’s packing.
Wow! Can’t imagine how hideous the guys there must be if those girls need to drink that much for beer goggles.
“Quit blowing bubbles in the keg!”
The more she drinks the better you look.
Sure they can suck but will they swallow?
Since I cannot decide which of these awesome women to marry I shall become Mormon and we shall consummate our love with a 27-way orgy of them, myself and a case of Mickey Widemouths.

Jeah. Why can’t THIS be my son?
^FAILIKOPTURZ…LULZ

The next morning the ladies shared a coffee to disperse the previous night’s binge-fog…
Binge Fog is a good band name…my band has our first gig in 24 days….will no one help me???
Genre ?
Washing Machine Metal
Argh! Hard one.
Beko Girls/Boys
Bullworks
Top Loaders
Full Frontal
But then again Binge Fog works. Close enough for rock ‘n’ roll
yep, that’s definitely two dudes. joe perry from aerosmith is on the right, and i’m not sure, but i think that’s nick swardson in drag on the left. joe perry is not in drag. that’s just joe perry.
If either of those girls want to get laid, they might need to share that keg …
How many drinks have you had tonight ma’am?
Just one, Officer…
Meredith?
She-Skeletor on the right looks like she’s more accustomed to having a straw in her nose than in her mouth.
Sheletor?