The text at the bottom says “IF GOD LOVES ME, WHY CAN’T I GET MY LOCKER OPEN?” doesn’t it. Awesome *does* take practice.
Wow…it does too! Nice one
Because God didn’t love you enough to give you a triple digit IQ…
That’s right, kids. Anyone can be cool. You’re teased and tormented because you’re a dork. God just hates you, too, sorry.
I think the aryan guy is John Tesh.
Or Zack Morris..?
Wrong…it’s FLASH! AH-AHHH! SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
This book is crap. None of them are sitting backwards in a chair, and I don’t see any Zumba pants!!!!
God can pop your collar. 4 times.
The Devil? 16….
The Devil has 666 popped collars, it’s the mark of the beast!!!
If you click on the image, it will bring you to Amazon. Love the reviews..
Actual 5-star comment from Amazon: For years, I struggled with meager coolness until I read this book. Now with my new-found knowledge and my “I am awesome” shirt, all the ladies want to get with me. It may look like they’re just laughing and pointing, but I know that they truly find me irresistible. Since I’ve modeled my hair and clothes from the book cover, everyone thinks I’m Zack from Saved by the Bell. It just doesn’t get anymore awesome than that. Oh yeah.
Apparently it makes you 80’s cool.
It looks like he’s showing the best technique for milking a boy donkey.
“Boy Donkey” would be a good stage name.
The title of the book should be:
“ANYBODY CAN BE COOL…BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE OFF THAT SILLY-ASS SWEATER FIRST, SON.”
Thank YOU Winning At Everything for introducing me to Lorraine Peterson’s book! As of today, I’m just cool, but now that I know about this book, I’m going to be AWESOME!
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