Is this the reason you guys decided not to make that casserole yourselves?
The reasons why are too numerous to count.
Is there one brand for Viagra ads & another brand for messages from Nigerian Princes?
I am a 30 years old lawyer, sexy and mature. I cannot spell, despite the fact I have a JD. I’ve been single for over two years now i m seeking a good man who can give me real love , so i got a username romancelover on a millionaire d’ating site
—(spammyspam.spam)- —, it’s the largest club for wealthy people and their admires to chat online l you don’t have to be rich , but you can meet one there..Leave behind the embarrassment and annoyance of “everything to everyone” dating sites. It is a focused community that goes beyond dating. With blogs, chat, instant messaging, and many other social networking features, seeks to evolve the concept of meeting people online.maybe you wanna check it out or tell your friends ! @
I think I’m in love! Can you mail me a cell phone to the Phillipines so we can talk and be sure?
Koreans are so into spam. I first moved here around Seollal (their “new year” in February), and all of the grocery stores were filled with spam gift sets. Even now, in the canned food aisle in the grocery store down the street (which is mostly canned tuna, btw), there’s a display that looks pretty much like this on a daily basis. They even put spam in vegetable kimbap (which is like the Korean version of a sushi roll).
OMG my employers are Korean & yesterday they offered me sushi & normally I don’t like fishy things but I tried it anyway. I asked what was in it & they just said it was some kind of sausage. I haven’t had Spam in ages so wouldn’t recognize it by taste but taking into consideration what you said I wonder if it was.
I also have to apologize b/c when trying to hit reply on my smartphone’s touchscreen I accidentally thumbs downed you & totally didn’t mean it. I’m sorry. Have a can of Spam as consolation.
I was once in a high-end Chinese restaurant and on the menu was “Dragon Balls” (this was even before the Japanese cartoon/comic came out). It was described as a diced, spiced ham, rolled and fried. So I figured, WTH and ordered it (as an appetizer). As soon as I tried one, I knew it was spam! There is just no mistaking that taste.
Also: Pigs Feet and Vienna Sausage.
All kinds of fake meat!
O LAWD, IZ DAT SUM MYSTERY MEAT!? ;P
FINALLY! A flimsy excuse to bust out some Spam™ Haiku!!!
silent, former pig
one communal awareness
myriad pink bricks
My hand bled for your freedom
Tears stain empty tin
Little slab of meat
In a wash of clear jelly
Now I heat the pan
Porcine ghosts cry out
Is this our souls’ savage fate?
Hey…anybody wanna hear my Olestra™ Haiku?
I want to hear all your haikus!
I collected hundreds of Olestra™ Haiku; here are a few of my fave:
Gym class in minutes
Olestra chips at lunchtime
Deep knee bends are out
Office party hell
I laugh and slip a small fart
What’s that in my shoe?
Chips won’t be ignored!
Like unholy Amish girls
My intestines churn
The road less travelled
occasional path to john
I generate dark liquid
Like Mr. Coffee.
However my most treasured was an epic run where someone combined Olestra with a World War 2 theme; here’s a sampler:
Hitler in brown shorts
Hirohito Frito spurts
Holocaust in my bowels
Explosions at dawn
Pearl Harbor in my Jockeys
Olean sneak attack
I have a can of SPAM-flavored Macadamia nuts which I can’t bear to open. Purchased in Hawaii of course. Ingredients: dry roasted Hawaiian macadamia nuts, salt and SPAM brand flavoring. I guess it’s proprietary.
My best friend loves vienna sausage and spam… I gag at the smell. Anything that lists “mechanically separated chicken” as its main ingredient has no place in my stomach.
Plus, it puts a really weird image in my head: Chicken goes in on one conveyor belt, meat and nasty bits come out the other end, neatly separated.
“Meat” and “Nasty Bits” are my cats’ names.
Like my email span filter, the one in that supermarket doesn’t seem to work very well…
I wish I could find all those flavors in our store. Spam is awesome stuff. Grill it in butter till it has a nice browning to the outsides, put some American cheese and place it in some toasted buttered bread. Mmm.
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