WINNING at Irony
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Bring on the Lawsuit machine! It’s like they WANT you to sue them for selling unhealthy burgers and encouraging obesity! At the same time, if people really want to eat this way, no amount of good advice or council will stop them.
How can you sue them? They’re not forcing you to buy and consume their food. It’s merely available if you want it. Anyhow, who doesn’t love grease by the gallon? You’re not A-murr-i-can if you don’t love grease by the gallon!
Oh, I’m not saying I’d sue them, just that someone out there who has a loved one die of obesity related diseases after eating at this place (particularly those with heart attacks) will try to sue because their loved ones were given free calorie laden “heart attack” food for being morbidly obese.
It’s a litigious society we live in…
Well, it’s not like they don’t warn you.
Hey everybody! Just wanted to stop by, be incoherent, and start some shit. My work here is done. Also, you’re doing a great job Bronc!
Hey thanks!
You forgot goatse.
“…and Leon’s getting larr–ARRRGHHH!!!!”
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*THUMP*
Back of that tee-shirt: “EAT RIGHT, EXERCISE…DIE ANYWAY”.
for women it should be 275lbs. All things being equal
No goatse here – he couldn’t reach around.
But what a luscious goatse it would have been if only it were possible.
Like an English Bulldog choking on a Payday bar.
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sorry…
I’m so glad that I haven’t eaten in a long time…
I’ve seen TV shows about this place. It’s fucking disgusting, and I love burgers, and I’m no Kate Moss. Hell, you could stack two Kate Mosses, and I’m still probably bigger.
But just looking at their food makes me want to vomit, not visit.
“…you could stack two Kate Mosses, and I’m still probably bigger.”
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Heck; you still may be anorexic!
I like the idea of stacking Mosses. Kind of a kindling version of planking.
Ugh! I know. My husband wants to go every time he sees this place on some travel show. It gets featured a lot.
It’s so nasty. I can’t see eating somewhere just because everything is as fattening as it can possibly be.
Then again, the only greasy foods I’m really fond of are chicken nuggets and bacon so maybe I’m not the best judge…..
I’m here! I’m doing this as a public service. Let’s see, what can I fuck up while I’m here…?
You’d think a 500 pound man who eats nothing but grease would live a lot longer.
I BLAME GLOBAL WARMING
Health At Every Size!!!
+10 for Mild Death
also, YAY BRONC
Yeah, right?
The inability to see your penis is a minor inconvenience…i mean…it’s still there and that’s what matters, right? Right? RIGHT?!!! Oh god……
@billm75 I thought at first that your response was to
Bronc and I was horribly confused. Yes, I knew better than to watch that video!
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Tough titty.
You’re a born moderator. That’s what I love about you.
Now THAT’S how you deal with dissent! Obama could learn a thing or two from you…..wait…..seems he has. Anyhow, Bravo!
At least he died happy *nom nom bacon*
We’re all gonna die anyways… and it’s not like he didn’t know the risks. Besides, the article said pneumonia killed him, not a triple bacon 1/2 pound burger.
You don’t think being 575 lbs. had anything to do with it?
Oh, I bet he died happy. I think we’d all like to go out like that; 600 pounds and gasping for breath. Yay!
Right, because it’s very normal for 29-year-olds to die of pneumonia.
Holy shit, you can eat for free if you weigh more than 350 pounds?!
I’d go there and get a free meal, but I can’t get my fat ass into an airplane seat.
Maybe I should sue the airline.
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We also double as flotation devices.
Well, crapola… I’m still under 350 pounds. Now, if it was a free meal for your width equaling your height, then I’d be in!
Oh look it’s the infamous “dicky-do” as in; his stomach sticks out farther than his dick do.
Oh no! He died? This is so sad. We’ll never get to see him dressed up like the boy scout from UP at Comic Con! Doesn’t the bastard realize we have dreams?
And he’s raping those dreams. Oh, the humanity!
They’re trying to tempt Jared over to the Dark Side, now.