Sorry I’m a few days late with this story. Jeez, Florida.
WINNING Equal Rights For Animals
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I lived my first 28 years in Florida and never took advantage of the freedoms that not even gays have, DAMN it.
Wait, what? Gays can’t have sex with animals in Florida?
Well, of course they can, silly.
Just not legally.
Challenge accepted.
The dog’s face just absolutely makes this article.
Just as well. Sex with Alligators is highly overrated.
I peed in a horse once.
And sex with sheep is Baa-aaa-aaad.
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sorry…
Ewe should feel very sheepish about that!
“dirty deeds- done with sheep
dirty deeds- done with sheep…”
Does the new law speak to having sex with topiary animals? Not that I’m asking for any particular reason…
If that means no more pussy them Im OUTTA HERE!
I love the alliteration in the first sentence.
Indeed. I was hoping for “diddle a donkey”, but alas…
Time to enjoy dog sex one more time. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my lab.
So humans can’t have sex with other species in Florida now?
Fair enough, I suppose…but what about other species crossing one another’s boundaries? I am of course speaking of the taboo of forbidden chimp-on-frog sex:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khwjD-KVQ_Q
Hey, thumb me down all you want, but with primate-frog rape there’s always two victims.
5,437 if the tadpoles see it happen.
Yeah, this is really going to put the kibosh on gay marriage. /Sarcasm tag