This “sexy costume” trend is really losing steam. I recognize that is supposed to be Sexy Mario, but there’s been almost no effort put into it. You got no moustache, no little hat, and no hammer. Time to head back to the drawing board, lady. D-minus.
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…no moustache, no little hat, and no hammer? Who cares? She can still come and plunge my toilet….or something.
the one plumbers crack I wouldn’t mind seeing
Wait a minute, I thought Halloween was invented to A) sell candy and B) to give college kids the opportunity to gallivant around town and have kinky costume one night stands. Am I wrong?
Instead of a D minus, that would have to be Double D minus.
Spoken like a true nerd. There’s a hot girl who like video games, and you complain about her costume.
Being at a con, and wearing a Mario costume doesn’t mean she actually likes video games. I’d be impressed if it was a lesser known character but still pretty popular character, like Samus.
Maybe she is just a hot girl, in a sleazy costume, who likes the attention actual gamers give her.
So you’re making fun of me for not being shallow enough?
Wrong. It’s a mildly attractive girl who knows that “kids these days” like them retro thangs and puts something stupid on without knowing what it means. C for looks, D- for effort.
Her sister’s Luigi costume is skimpier.
I call you out for winning at being spoiled. So she’s not a REAL fan. And? Is she ACTUALLY hot? is she ACTUALLY giving you an excuse to take her picture? Winning at White Whine my friend.
I’m griping about the cliched “sexy” version of a costume, not whether or not she’s a real fan of Mario games. I’m not even a gamer.
I fail to see the halloween part of her costume. But then again Who cares ?
I’m with Bronc. She needs a firm spanking.
Good grief, you’d complain if you were served gold bars on a silver platter wouldn’t you? C,mon, she is practically saying “Here, touch these!”
Yeah, I’d probably complain about that. Gold bars are heavy.
If she’d dressed up as a character from Shining Force or Shining Force 2 then I’d give her an ‘A’. In this outfit, I’d give her an ‘A’.
This is because the geek in me gets beaten up and told to shut his Goddam mouth by the other bit who only ever thinks about sex.
Luckily, thanks to the joys of dual window working, I can train my left eye on the Genesis emulator window, and my right on her boobies. I fucking love the 21st Century.
Goddamn, geeks will argue about ANNYTHING, won’t they? The argument here isn’t “should hot girls be allowed at cons”, it’s “this is the laziest Mario costume ever”. Which it is. The “she can still plumb my pipes” comments are cute, the “you’re a whiner, Bronc” comments are idiotic and completely miss the point.
And in that spirit, I call Photoshop. I can tell by the pixels.
(haha, then I typo easy to spell words. More alcohol!!)