“Hey, boy, you see that name up there? Right above the Death Star? That’s right you do. That’s where she is for me. Above the most powerful and terrifying death machine the universe ever saw. That death machine exploded. You best bring her home safe, or I’ll be re-enacting it by shoving a fire cracker in your ear.”
I’m sure the list continues under Star Wars and includes “Cured Meats”.
I’m not being mean…..my list would.
Instead of an ankh, there should be a Reuben between those hands!
Love Reubens. No judgments, but I think Thousand Island dressing is more drinkable then Red Bulls.
I’d like to think there’s a celery stalk tattoo further down.
Thumbed down again?
Someone has a (celery) stick up their arse…
I don’t get it either. Why would so many people get butthurt about a reference to http://winningateverything.com/4946
?
who the hell thumbed it down????
It’s the powerful celery lobby. This country is fucked; I’m moving to Canada. And it’s aboot time, too.
I wonder why her name isn’t Americaleia.
Because that’s her middle name, duh!
But do we read from the bottom up or from the top down?
Where does the ankh fit into the hierarchy? Is “Stargate” #4?
Courtney is so VERY proud of her Dad when he shows this off to her dates.
“Hey, boy, you see that name up there? Right above the Death Star? That’s right you do. That’s where she is for me. Above the most powerful and terrifying death machine the universe ever saw. That death machine exploded. You best bring her home safe, or I’ll be re-enacting it by shoving a fire cracker in your ear.”
I would marry her just so I could have constant access to him and his awesomenacity. Even if she looked like a walking tractor.
Around front he has this tattoo. I’m not saying where, though.

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=darth+vader+face+palm&um=1&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&tbm=isch&tbnid=awUl20hokkCV9M:&imgrefurl=http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/did-you-know-star-wars-is-evil/question-1474606/%3Fpage%3D3&docid=48F_s3HZz-AjSM&w=700&h=528&ei=i5-DTqugB8SLsQLt4MnmDg&zoom=1&biw=1440&bih=693&iact=rc&dur=140&page=3&tbnh=148&tbnw=210&start=40&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:40&tx=114&ty=94
*facepalm*