Where on Earth did you find that???
Where do I find anything?
Lookit that, you’ve discovered mid century goatse.
It’s such a stereotype. Why are celery stalks always portrayed as French?
Snap, does that say “ribbed for her pleasure” under the Winning?
To be totally accurate, it says “Ribbed for Xtra Pleasure”.
But…the Ribs are oriented the wrong way.
Is…um…what my hot girlfriend said, reading over my shoulder. Yeah.
Not sure which is more mind blowing, that there was a person/ad agency who thought this was good marketing, or the face the artist drew on the guy.
How did they know my colon has teeth in it?
“Like thousands of tiny fingers, urging your Colon to let go!”
You want the source of this image? I got yer source RIGHT HERE: http://www.darkhorse.com/Comics/93-380/Devil-Chef
Looking this is sending me into a shame spiral, I’d rather eat a pantload of celery then even imagine having some Parisian with a toothbrush do the honor.
At least Eggplant isn’t a colonic toothbrush. Or Artichokes.
So….do you put the celery in your butt, and scrub? Which way, the fluffy end first, or the other end? Or do you eat it, and it flushes out your butt? I just don’t understand.
Silly me, I’ve just been eating that shit to try and lose weight. I guess they need to put the instructions on the bag or something.
It’s best for beginners to start with baby carrots, or grapes.
Or various breakfast cereals.
BUT NOT CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
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