That was a physical artifact caused by the cocaine black hole event horizon occurring at his ButtHead-Flared nostrils, pitching his corpse forward in time to Hoover powder in his living days. This cranked corpse predicted many things before collapsing into a farting heap of necrotic methane pockets trapped in corpulent rolls of Memphis Mephistonian Micturation. The escaping gasses from the King’s donkey-bloat carcasses would issue forth from his flared nostrils in a powdery gust, emulating the high keening voice of the muppetnGonzo being strangled. Some translated these death-bleats as predictions of 9-11, Beiber, and Snooki. The corpad was hence dubbed NOSTRILDOMUS.
…speaking of hookah breaks…
The King was the sole reason no one could find any decent blow in 1978.
He snorted it all.
Damn, that IS serious. He died in ’77!
That was a physical artifact caused by the cocaine black hole event horizon occurring at his ButtHead-Flared nostrils, pitching his corpse forward in time to Hoover powder in his living days. This cranked corpse predicted many things before collapsing into a farting heap of necrotic methane pockets trapped in corpulent rolls of Memphis Mephistonian Micturation. The escaping gasses from the King’s donkey-bloat carcasses would issue forth from his flared nostrils in a powdery gust, emulating the high keening voice of the muppetnGonzo being strangled. Some translated these death-bleats as predictions of 9-11, Beiber, and Snooki. The corpad was hence dubbed NOSTRILDOMUS.
^ambien is a hell of a drug.
my bad.
He was protecting us by taking all of it himself.
“Elvis never did no drugs!”
Putting the wolf in charge of the chicken coop?