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      • That was a physical artifact caused by the cocaine black hole event horizon occurring at his ButtHead-Flared nostrils, pitching his corpse forward in time to Hoover powder in his living days. This cranked corpse predicted many things before collapsing into a farting heap of necrotic methane pockets trapped in corpulent rolls of Memphis Mephistonian Micturation. The escaping gasses from the King’s donkey-bloat carcasses would issue forth from his flared nostrils in a powdery gust, emulating the high keening voice of the muppetnGonzo being strangled. Some translated these death-bleats as predictions of 9-11, Beiber, and Snooki. The corpad was hence dubbed NOSTRILDOMUS.

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