17 thoughts on “WINNING a Table For One

    • I was thinking it’s a better set-up for the people who are worried about someone on a laptop fapping while sitting in the corner (or am I the only person concerned about such things?). With the chair facing that way, everyone can see what they’re looking at! Unless the loner has no shame – in which case the positioning of the chair won’t stop the porn.

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  1. Are you kidding? If I was away from home and really just wanted to sit and read, or write down some thoughts before I forgot them, or knit, without having to make idle chit-chat with a stranger, I would head straight for this table.

    Nothing says “leave me the fuck alone” like a table for one that can not be made into a table for 1+x.

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  2. I would love to eat there. I would prepare in advance though:
    First I’d get a 2 or 3 day’s growth of beard…all scruffy like, slick my hair back, and wear a Superman cape.
    Then I’d sit there, all freaking afternoon, mumbling to myself hunched over a cup of coffee.

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