I’ll need to block that out of my mind. I’m far too old to start over.
I thought about Shirley Phelps naked and my Weenus inverted.
Thanks for forcing transgender status upon me, Shirley. Jeebus hates you.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to tinker with myself. Always been kinda curious…
And since homosexuals were indirectly responsible for 9/11, Shirley Phelps can be considered the real cause of everything.
Your logic seems irrefutable.
I think Phyllis Schlafly would be an even more effective subject to accomplish that:
I’m a straight female and that nasty old crone makes me want to be homosexual just from spite.
Whadda mean? Who wouldn’t hit it with the Weird Al of homophobia?
I watched Dallas lose tonight and I became a RomoSexual.
Three words: blow job lips. Close your eyes and pretend she’s someone else.
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