Danny found himself happy that he had just paid for the straight massage and opted out of the ‘Round-the-World.
“-1”? I guess you need to spend a week in Bangkok before my comment seems funny.
“A little lower…that’s it. AHHH.”
Dave would eventually be caught and convicted for inflicting his “Find The Hidden Peanut” game on the innocent animals.
Does the elephant give happy endings?
The EMT workers eventually found several lengths of Todd’s lower intestines high in the bushes in the background, with the butthole still attached.
What? Did I go too far with the butthole?
^ I can’t tell you how many bad dates ended with that question…
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