Heidi Montag can read?
Heidi Montag can watch TV?
Winning at the dual opiates of the masses.
I assume you are referring to her booblies.
Celebutards, Jesus, Plastic surgery: Winning at tagging.
And band names.
So “reading the bible” is what the kids are calling fellatio these days?
Well there is a lot of “Oh God” in both activities.
Reading the Bible and watching TV are often the same thing these days.
Reading the Song of Solomon and masturbating, I bet.
Or the Sodom and Gomorrah chapter.
I got her pillar of salt…riiiiight here.
OK. That was crass. But…Heidi Montag. So, there.
I think that it is like having a diet Coke with your super-sized meal. One chapter of the Bible erases one vacuous show. Although I think that you’d need to read the entire Bible for a single episode of Jersey Shore.
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