It’s the little things that make life worth living.
Fox Pictures would come to regret allowing Michael Bay to rewrite the Grizzly Adams remake.
The Taliban tend to be fairly harsh when dealing with soccer hooligans in the grandstands.
The X Games are for pussies. Soccer with AK-47’s in the Arena of Fire…now, we’re talking “sports.”
Mohammed walked past the burning textile factory, mindlessly kicking the ball he found in the orphanage wreckage earlier that afternoon, his mind hovering around the delicious fantasy of putting the durka-durka into A’idah’s Burka-Burka.
In the distance, a starving hound farts in the burned-out shell of a fuel truck. The echo reverberates like the robotic quack of a doomed duck.
Oprah rolls in her sleep…
“Vuvuzelas, my ass!”, thought Abdul, amidst the sounds of burnt and moaning South African soccer fans.
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