I don’t know who’s responsible for this, but they’re my hero. I never thought I’d have the opportunity to use the phrase “Winning at Crucifixion” in my life.
WINNING at Crucifixion
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That may be the most awesome thing I have ever seen…..
Balloon Jesus is RIPPED! Either that or he’s got a tray of pork buns on his stomach.
Pork? On Jewish Balloon Jesus???
^Fuck everything. I’m lurking here and quietly writing a book called “The 10,000 Best Band Names EVER“.
Balloon Jesus makes his own rules. Nobody tells Balloon Jesus what to do.
Balloon sculptures tend to deflate after a while because of air molecules escaping from microscopic holes in the latex.
This one spontaneously re-inflates after three days.
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Ba doom, psssh.
You just nailed my sex life.
HATE YOU.
Winning at Eternal Damnation.
WHO thought that this was a good idea?
I think this is Cthulhu, actually. Being sodomized by The Master Slim Jim™.
Okay. Apparently we have some Randy Savage fans up in here.
Filled with helium and untethered after three days.
Sounds like college.