I see a lot of nutty shit in my travels across the internet. I look at hundreds of pictures a day, and a fair number are similar in tone to this one. But this might be the craziest one I’ve ever seen. It’s a lot to read, but it’s worth taking the time. It just goes to show you that people who live in mobile homes have the best grasp on the geopolitical landscape. They might not know the difference between homosexuality and bisexuality, but I guess nobody’s perfect.
Astounding
Largest and Ugliest bottle of Dr. Bronner’s I’ve ever seen. And the subject matter seems off, too.
TL:DR should NEVER apply to bumper stickers. Too ignorant; didn’t read on the other hand…
I am not clear on this person’s position on President Obama, homosexuality, or Satan.
I’m seeing those words appear frequently in this image, so I will assume this person is in favor of all of those things.
Looks like a closet gay liberal, to me. The RV doth protest too much.
He also confuses monkeys with apes.
Oops, I spotted a typo; “LOVE NOT HATE” got in there somehow.
“LOVE NOT HATE, JUST AS SOON AS YOU’RE DONE COMPARING THE PRESIDENT TO VARIOUS KINDS OF LOWER PRIMATES”
He needs one more bumper sticker: “IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE TOO CLOSE. IF YOU KEEP READING THIS YOU ARE AN IDIOT.”
This RV looks like the Tea Party’s S.W.A.T. van.
I only see the word “QUEER” on there 23 times. I’m sure he’s not living in denial. 24 would be too many.
Well, I’m convinced.
It was “Obama is so stupid he don’t know marriage is between a man and a woman” that finally sold you, wasn’t it.
Yeah I’m sure this whackadoo knows all about being married to a woman. What woman wouldn’t fall to their knees and thank the Holy Spirit* for a man like this?
* I always thought the Holy Spirit didn’t get enough press.
Why do you assume this was written by a man? SEXISM IN ACTION, Bronc. For shame.
Have you come to expect anything less from me?
Good point. I’m going to rate this post five out of five stars.
To be fair, it was actually written by a man. My sister has seen him several times. And I have seen this vehicle several times. :/
‘Satan Queer’
Someone’s been adopting a literal interpretation of South Park again..!
‘Satan Queer’ = awesome band name.
You broke my nutjob-to-english translator. “…uncircumsized, which means he has a hard on for god (america) but he’s not showing it” doesn’t even compute.
Oregon? Really? I thought we only had these types in the deep South. I don’t know whether to be relieved or saddened.
I think any place that has a significant number of people who think they can live “off the grid” is going to breed this kind of insanity.
It’s ironic that the license plate is Oregon, not Texas.
1.) It’s wrong to stereotype a group of people by painting them all with the same brush.
2.) Everyone in Texas is a stupid racist hick. Medical Fact.
Nicely executed.
Now now…everyone knows only two things come from Texas: Steers & Queers.
I know this because I live here.
Well, I’m a gay drunk; off to the Greyhound station with me!
I stopped reading that when I saw several of my IQ points fly out the window.
It is so sad that I have to share a state with this nutwad. I bet you that he/she/dognutsacklicker is from the eastern part of the state. I live in the blue half (western) part of Oregon. Otherwise known as the best part.
Bronc, how/when did you get a picture of Michele Bachmann’s touring trailer? Her fear stink must have been overpowering when you got close enough to snap this beauty.
I have a knack for taking stealth photos.
^”FEAR STINK”…Jeebus, this site is a friggin’ GOLD MINE for band names.
How is it that no one caught this hidden gem yet?
“Cheeta, Monkeymind, Ape, Obama, The Beast, 666, is not your president, he is your pet, but it thinks it owns you, god, and general motors.”
Hot damn. That’s how they getcha.
Now that is just crossing the line.
see…its this kind of awesomeness that makes me squeal.
June is both National Queer month AND National Satan month?! I bet there were some great parties in June!
I think it’s also National Parentheses Month.
“THE TRUTH IS AS NASTY AS QUEER (SATAN) OBAMA,(HAS TO BE) TO KILL HIS FORNICATOR, SO IT WON’T RESURRECT AND DESTROY AMERICA, AND EVERYBODY.” Judging by this gem here, the meth lab in the back of that thing is running at full capacity.
At least he has nice penmanship!
$20 says this is “Boys in the Hoods” shirt guy’s ride.
“The whole world loves a WINNER. Not Satan (Queer) Obama, a WEINER.”
Excuse me, sir, but I’ll have to disagree. I want WEINER.
I’ve seen this trailer several times in person. If you live in Oregon you’ll most likely see it on Lancaster. I think the guy lives in there because it’s always parked outside fast food places, usually Taco Bell.
And isn’t that the best place to get your political information? From the guy living in his tiny trailer eating 3+ meals a day from Taco Bell?
America is like a whole other world.
This guy does not represent America.
…I didn’t know old Freddie had relatives in Oregon.
I will say this, it would make an awesome drinking game. One shot for either “satan” “obama” or “queer” (or all three) and one paragraph you’d be on the floor.
He almost had me convinced, but I just couldn’t get past the comic sans
Times New Roman is the mark of the beast!