I’m guessing this isn’t a convenience store in a hot Spring Break destination. If it is, I don’t know. You might be shooting yourself in the foot here.
WINNING at Making Up Rules As You Go Along
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Damn, I wish Wal-mart would instate this rule. I’m tired of getting damp bra-money from people. >:(
My first thought was, “where will I keep my money now?” But your comment made be realize it is more civilized to carry a coin purse. Thank you for enlightening me.
There’s only so many crabs convenience store clerks can handle.
Oceanic or otherwise.
I agree with this; because usually its old VERY BUSTY ladies, and it’s usually soaked because of sweat. it actually is very disgusting
Money INTO undergarments, however, remains a thriving business.
People, people, people….this is just not that hard. Someone willingly offers you money, you TAKE IT! Okay, maybe they did just pull it out of their skivvies. It’s still coin-of-the-realm, as it were. Get some rubber gloves or one of those crab-claw grabber things geezers use to pull up their socks, but TAKE IT.
You’re welcome.
Worked in Daytona Beach & I SO wish we’d had this rule PLUS prohibition on swim suits and flip-flops!
Reminds me of when I worked at Sears (downtown, not in a mall = really special customers) I got to kick a woman out for being drunk and trying to pay with sweaty money she pulled out of her sock.
Well then they have to stop taking cash, I sure most 1 dollar bill have been in a strip club at some point
The best is when they LIFT and then scoop the money from underneath. I swear I wanna tell those people that they won a contest and their purchase is free.
^Please tell me they’re lifting and scooping boobage…I don’t want to think of the bacon-curtain or saddle-bag buttock implications here…probably smells like a mule dick burrito…
This must be a nude beach convenience store. Seems legit.
Maybe they’re located next to a strip club? Of course, you’re still alienating your main customers…
How about ‘We will only accept money out of the undergarments of hot chicks?’