12 thoughts on “WINNING at Instilling Good Values At An Early Age”
My daughter: “Star Wars sucks. It is soooooo boring, they played it at camp one day and I fell asleep”
Me: “Go wash your mouth out with soap…wait, which movie was it?”
Daughter: “Huh? I don’t know, there was a little boy and some stupid talking lizard named Jar Jar”
Me: “Okay you’re forgiven”
My Mom, a country girl, upon watching it for the first time ever: “Well, I don’t get how that monkey is supposed to be able to fly an airplane like that.”
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My Wife, who’d only recently watched the trilogy in 2008, upon hearing “Luuuke…I AM your FATHER”:
“GASP!!!! No WAY!!! Whoa!”.
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My Daughter: “No vampires? OMG…Lame“.
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WomenFolk…they ain’t like us Menfolk. In at least 2 ways.
My daughter: “Star Wars sucks. It is soooooo boring, they played it at camp one day and I fell asleep”
Me: “Go wash your mouth out with soap…wait, which movie was it?”
Daughter: “Huh? I don’t know, there was a little boy and some stupid talking lizard named Jar Jar”
Me: “Okay you’re forgiven”
And Lucas thought kids would love Jar Jar!
“Meesum fuccen up big come-back!!!”

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They don’t bring the “Jar Jar” sister out in public. She stays in the attic, eating bugs.
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I am excited to have a baby just so I can dress him/her in a tiny Yoda costume.
I’m guessing the little girl in White only makes noises.
At least she has her twin to translate for her.
Parents of the Year, right here. I can only hope they’ve also invested in these girls’ futures, too – you know, with bigger size outfits.
I dragged my boyfriend up to Orlando last year and I saw these two at the Star Wars Celebration V. Super cute little girls.
Aw, but they’re adorable!