14 thoughts on “WINNING at Realllly Slow News Day

    • Actually, when those mammer jammers stop working, they STOP WORKING. I once watched a fall backwards when and elevator abruptly stopped and someone tried to catch her. That person also fell and ended up paralyzed. That shit’s serious. It makes me feel like Brodie in “Mallrats” when I think about it.

  1. Just for the record, the Dupont Circle escalator is way long and very steep. It doesn’t make this any more newsworthy but when he says kids were falling, but they likely falling down a few dozen sharp steps.

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