I don’t know how to break this to you PETA jerkoffs, but Ingrid Newkirk in a bikini isn’t likely to make anyone forget Cindy Crawford.
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In Norfolk, VA (PETA headquarters), one of the local radio stations used to have a “PETA Fishing Tournament” every on the river, right outside of the PETA building. That was my favorite event of the year, and I don’t fish.
Oh you fish, just not for finned creatures. Seem like you know that right bait to catch a PETA person. Did you catch & release or do you have a good recipe for grilled PETA?
if fat people are whales saving the whales would mean keeping them fat.
You’re trying to use logic with PETA?
I’m more confused by their implication that vegetarians are in great shape. That’s news to me.
Most of the vegetarians I know subside on bagels and pasta…they look sickly. Then again, I’m Italian so I can’t really knock the carb loading….mmmm…carbs…
Now I want to dip a Whale in batter and Deep Fry it.
But if we keep the whales alive…THEY WILL CONTINUE WITH THEIR WHOLESALE MURDER OF KRILL.
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If God did not want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
And so tasty!
A restaurant that serves exotic meats had a billboard a couple of years ago that said, “All God’s creatures have a place…Right next to the potatoes.”
Wow! The Coppertone girl did NOT age well.
Hmm. Vegetarian old indian word. Mean “Shitty Hunter.”
I don’t get it…I thought PETA stood for “people eating tasty animals”
I kid, but seriously I see those bumper stickers all over in TX. Surprised? ;)
Great way to get people to listen to you. “Hey FATTY, put down the meat and have a carrot!”. Makes me want to listen to what you have to say…
Yo PETA, there are still plenty of meat free fatty products. I’ve been a vegetarian for almost 6 years now and I’m not stick thin. I still have to diet and exercise like everyone of my meat eating brothers. Perfect caption is perfect.
Thanks!
I don’t like the poster, but I also don’t like the obesitysickness.
Leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth? Get it? Bad taste in my… oh forget it.
Ima eat some crabstick forget all about this