WINNING at Stumbling Gibson Posted on July 12, 2011 by Bronc Drywall Sometimes you just can’t decide. When that happens, go with all of them. Tweet
Winning at driving the invisible riding lawn mower with a sexy aryan date riding alongside who wants to light your cigarette but can’t stop tugging at your neck medallion? Am I doing it right? Log in to Reply
Winning at not realizing you already got out of the car and you can stop driving at any time. (Hand out the window catching some wind) Log in to Reply
He only wins at Australian Stereotypes if he lights the cigarette – and tries to open the door with it. Log in to Reply
Winning at driving the invisible riding lawn mower with a sexy aryan date riding alongside who wants to light your cigarette but can’t stop tugging at your neck medallion?
Am I doing it right?
Winning at invisible water skiing?
So. Much. Winning.
Winning at tracking down the dirty Jews with an invisible Bloodhound
Winning at squatting so you don’t get any on your cuffs.
Winning at not realizing you already got out of the car and you can stop driving at any time. (Hand out the window catching some wind)
Winning at kickstarting your bike.
Winning at pretending to dance like a cowboy instead of falling flat on your ass
winning at riding your invisible horse.yeehaw.
Winning at Photoshopping!!!
The thought of getting into a Smart Car made him Woozy.
He only wins at Australian Stereotypes if he lights the cigarette – and tries to open the door with it.
Winning at making your kids proud.
Winning at the Hokey Pokey
Winning at looking twice your age while trying to act half your age.
I love being Australian :) This is a typical tues night for us.
Winning at Invisible Donkey Punching