Other wins in this picture:
Winning at built in gas mask.
Winning at Juggalo accessories.
Winning at unemployability.
His father must be SO disappointed that he is dating one of the unembellished. Tragic.
I was just going to say that I doubt she has even one tattoo… Definite disappointment!
She does strike me as the belly button piercing type.
more like tramp stamp?
Body art: Expand your mind, restrict your orifices.
Winning at looking like the walrus man in the Star Wars cantina scene
Just imagine how that will look when he gets old …
Because it looks so hot right now?
Bet he could Goatse the lip hole, that would be an awesome filler inner thingee mabob. Yeah, don’t know the word for the disks used to deform yourself.
It’s called a plug.
Perfect! Because he looks like a (butt) plug! OMG and these creatures are our future! Look at the gangsta tat, hat and do rag..what do you have if you take all that crap out? A 14 year old girl that is not quite sure of her sexuality, someone that can be a champion nose picker, and never will be able to eat or drink again with out regurgitating it all over her shirt. Letter to the confused…grow a set…sew that shit back together…get a damn job…and become a productive member of society…
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ending rant by banging head on the wall and muttering…
He’s got blowouts ON HIS NOSE. Fucking disgusting. If you’re going to do those extreme mods, at least do it right. What a tool.
Also, his nose and lips resemble those of a cow.
The sad part is that he’s a decent-looking guy without those plugs and that freaking barbell. He should have just stretched his ears or put a couple of rings through his lip- enough to be ‘non-conformist’ but not so much that he looks like a douche.
I’m wondering about the tattoo on his forehead- tribal skull perhaps?
Okay…this isn’t fair, body piecing and tattooing are ancient cultural expressions which whether shallow and fashion based or spiritually inspired it has a place in the ancient story of humanity… which anyone looking at this would not realise because H E L O O K S L I K E A T O T A L D I C K ! ! And the joke is he’s probably getting laid on the carnie value of it all…
Fat jokes when he’s 60 and needs a tourniquet his face just to smell whether his twice yearly bath is due…
Why do people hate themselves so much?
What the ever-loving HELL is that? Why would you do that? I’m all about self expression but this goes firmly into the self mutilation camp.
If you pull out his plugs, you can play him like an Ocarina.
I’d imagine it’d be more like a mock-arina…
His sagging nostrils when he’s over 40 are gonna look hilarious.
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