Next come smelly hands, a dripping iPad and a hastily erased Justin Bieber web history?
“Your hands are so buttery silk smooth…” “…”
“No, wait a second… That’s odd. Only your right hand is smooth!”
That reminds me, I need to go to the store.
Chapped hands are much, MUCH easier to deal with that chapped lips.
…THAN chapped lips.
I do not want to know what “that” is.
It puts the lotion on itself or it gets the chafing again
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