Ice Cream Headache

(Ed. – For the next 10 days or so I’ll be feverishly working on a hush-hush TV project. That leaves me with no time to update this little site of mine. So please enjoy some of our favorite posts from years past. I’ll be back soon.)

Oh, Christ. Not these idiots again? Are you ladies REALLY this bored? Are you so starved for attention that you’re going to arrange a boycott of a freaking ice cream flavor?

Sometimes I just hate everyone. But then I realize that’s a waste of energy and narrow my focus to just these worthless busybodies and their pointless boycotts.

I find it very satisfying.

Full story HERE, if you feel like vomiting.

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3 thoughts on “Ice Cream Headache

  1. “Ben & Jerry’s chose to go with fudge covered rum and malt balls for their flavor.”

    “Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket.”

    Well…durrrrrr.

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  2. Dear, OMM, I grew up on old-school musicals. My poor mother used to have to go around the supermarket while I sang “Can’t Help Lovin’ Dat Man” from Showboat at the top of my little 6-year-old lungs.

    Somehow I turned into a semi-productive member of society.

    Also, your logo looks more like OiiM.

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