“Hey look, why is there a pink and brown party favor fluttering out of his pants legs…OH GOD NO NO NO”
Why is he chained to it?
The tip of his beard isn’t actually white. His head is popping like a zit.
“Sir…we’re gonna have to ask you to leave Planet Fitness.”
This is NASA’s response to budget cuts. This guy is going to drop kick astronauts into orbit.
Or launch Shit Pontoons into North Korean airspace.
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