‘Where’s that flappy noise coming from?’
Do you want chapped lips? Because that’s how you get chapped lips.
Meanwhile Danny, laying on the couch in the next room watching TV, could swear he kept hearing a sound like someone holding an empty Coke bottle out of a speeding car’s window.
She must be a singer because I want to be her biggest fan.
*chants to self* I will not make jokes about smelling tuna fish. I will NOT make jokes about smelling tuna fish….
OK, how about clam chowder?
I’ve been with a number of ladies (a low number but still) and I’ve yet to experience this supposed phenomena, which I suspect is perpetuated by pre-pubescent boys informed by their dick-week older brothers.
I vow to continue my research however.
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