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    • I once lost the cork to my Anus. Luckily this shop near me sold me a plug they said I could use for it.

      Though the first one they tried to sell me was so big it never would have fit the bottle! The smaller one I got was the perfect size. The clerk must have also been a wine aficionado by from the enthusiastic way he told me to enjoy myself.

      “Thank you sir. With this I will!” And I meant it, as I love a good wine, and with the plug it won’t go stale on me.

      But I’m still not sure why it vibrates.

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