Fifteen years later, your child has a bondage fetish and has no idea why…
‘Also helps having fun in the son’
“But Mom, it’s consensual!”
I’m sure they find these all the time in the back of windowless vans.
Where was this when I was fifteen? I might’ve turned out less warped!
My mother-in-law would have loved this! She would roll her kids up really tight in the blankets, and then pin the roll to the mattress, using those huge laundry pins. She told me this was the most effective way of keeping them from getting out of bed to pee in the night. She gave me this little tip (and some laundry pins) when I brought my twins home from the hospital.
Sometimes I’m surprised my husband didn’t end up butchering women in alleys!
Adjustable head strap? For what?! Is he flexible enough to unzip his pants with his teeth or something?
While this is a fake product, I’ve met some kids who I’d love to use this on. Not to keep them from masturbating but because they’re psycho brats and their parents won’t punish them. The worse one being a step-nephew who constantly threatens to kill people and even pulled a knife on my mom. And his mother thinks that this is perfectly normal.
I swear that kid is going to grow up to be a serial killer.
I wanna see them try to fit a 15 year old boy in that thing. I know it’s fake, but I still wanna see it.
Back in my day excessive masturbation was thwarted by “tennis elbow”…
…Friend of mine had it.
“Back in my day excessive masturbation…”
So just recently?
It’s a fake product, but a real Thing.
When she was two, our daughter tripped and fell onto my husband’s barbell, puncturing her eyebrow on the end screw. We took her to the ER, where the doctor wrapped her in a “papoose” exactly like the one shown — to hold her still while he sewed up her eyebrow. Being “hugged” by this contraption mimicked swaddling, which is very soothing to babies. It worked: she stopped fighting after a minute or so, and 30 years later has almost no scar at all.
She probably still masturbates, though.
They come in many sizes.
Yes, that’s “circumstraint” in the link. :|
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