after the incident, both parties decided divorce was the best option.
Sutured his wounds before going to the pub?
it was a NZ pub after all….no bleeding allowed. The Aussie version of this story has the dude bleeding out while he drinks…then he strolls out and goes back to fighting the sharks with beer in his veins.
True. But being Aussie he’d already have had beer in his veins when first bitten. The crawl from beach to pub would be primarily to replace the beer that leaked out from the shark bite.
If he had enough beer in him to start with, the shark would have gotten tipsy on that leg and made it easier for him to fight it off.
New safety tip: Always get plastered before swimming in the ocean.
I wanted to dispute this, but it is medically factual. I googled it.
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