That poor child.
Since when has ‘graduating’ PRE SCHOOL been a damn thing that we announce in the paper?!
Since when is letting a cat walk across a keyboard a valid way to pick a name for a child?
Ryght? Doesn’t “graduatyng” pre-skhool mostly ynvolve lyvyng to be fyve years old?
… on sekhynd thought, maybe wyth parynts lykhe these, that’s akhtually an akhomplyshmynt.
(Yes, that hurts about as much to type as it does to read.)
Poor child will have a hard time educating her parents
The last name was kinda anticlimactic. But I’m sure the Kardashians are jealous as hell.
Will she have a limo on her first day of kindergarten?
My husband’s exact words: “Looks like some drunken leprechaun slut name.”
Could be worse. At least they put that “Mc-” on the front of the second name. Otherwise, her initials would be KKK.
They left out her surname – “Letmespellthatforyou”.
I worked in the records section of a labor and delivery ward. I’ve seen names that would curl your toes.
Flotilla Delicia Bass, is a favorite.
Dartanyan Marks ( got yelled at on this one when I tried spelling it correctly “D’Artagnan” )
Wait…where’d Derp go?
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