OMG. A friend was just talking today about how his inlaws actually eat their meat like that. We thought he was overstating, but he insisted “CHARRED! A quarter inch of fucking charcoal on the meat!” I owe him an apology.
One should not be able to do cave paintings with one’s food.
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Aaaaannnd… just a teensy bit of mustard… Ah! There. Perfect. Dig in!
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