9 thoughts on “BRAAAIIIINS

  1. “A condom full of walnuts”, once described Arnold Schwarzenegger, but this guy takes it to a whole new level.

    So when you said “BRAAIIINS!!”, you obviously meant this joker has none? God damn that is awful to look at!

  2. Brian was thankful that the reconstructive surgery to correct his burst scalp goiter was successful, but the without daily scalp shavings the donor tissue from his testes made him look like Gene Shalit.

  3. Ironically when Vincent strains heavily like this his scrotum becomes as smooth as an onion.

    And his asshole runs out on a string like an inflamed party favor.

    You see…that last part was too far. I took it too far again. I must learn restrain.

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    and his urethra makes popping noises.

    DAMMIT

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