ONE DO-NUT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR
One Pastry to rule them all
One Batter to find them
One Thousand Calories to bring them all
and in the fatness bind them
I just came.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS…KRISPY KREME!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS…your glucose test.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS…without the aid of a laxative.
The doughnut was made in the fryers of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. The doughnut must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the oily chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this.
The new Nerd Diabetes Cock Ring was an instant hit.
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