So if the teenagers get into it and refill the bottle with water, they’ll “cut a Bitch”?
Forever alone drink: ‘what would you like to drink sweetheart?’
I prefer Wining Bitch Chardonnay.
Also, apropos of nothing – I recently sponsored a bill demanding that in honor of the late Lou Reed NYC rename the Staten Island Ferry as “Sugar Punk Ferry”. Sadly it was thwarted by a throng of colored girls chanting “Doot, De-Doot, De-Doot, De-Doot-De-Doot Doot, DeDoot, DeDoot-DeDoot De-Doot Doot”.
This is what happens when I drink alone on a Saturday night/Sunday Morning.
I’ll show myself out.
Marketing team blew it on this one.
Princess Vodka should be pink…
Bitch Vodka should be red…
That should come with a plastic-wrapped tampon weighted to the bottom of the bottle.
I have a bottle of $4 Big Lots wine here called “Sweet Ass”. I guess the idea was that people would say “sweet-ass, wine” and not say something like “want to sip some sweet ass?”
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