7 thoughts on “I’ll take 2 cases

  1. Also, apropos of nothing – I recently sponsored a bill demanding that in honor of the late Lou Reed NYC rename the Staten Island Ferry as “Sugar Punk Ferry”. Sadly it was thwarted by a throng of colored girls chanting “Doot, De-Doot, De-Doot, De-Doot-De-Doot Doot, DeDoot, DeDoot-DeDoot De-Doot Doot”.

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    This is what happens when I drink alone on a Saturday night/Sunday Morning.

    I’ll show myself out.

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  2. I have a bottle of $4 Big Lots wine here called “Sweet Ass”. I guess the idea was that people would say “sweet-ass, wine” and not say something like “want to sip some sweet ass?”

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