I can understand prohibiting tank tops and bare feet (superstitions about hygeine), but no rollers? Is there something dangerous or unhealthy about hair-rollers? I mean, aside from the obvious, uh…“cultural” perceptions…?
Okay, serious question – what exactly is meant by ‘tank top’ in this scenario? For me, a tank top is a sleeveless top which is cropped short, just above the belly button. Is that the same thing, or do they mean something different?
It is important to wear the condom over the shaft as well, though your testicles are still susceptible to an herpes infection if your partner has any active, open sores.
AND NO GOOGLE GLASSES!
No cookware on head, either.
I was thinking lampshade, or am I overdressed?
HULK SMASH!
No balls on tray; no shoes, no shirt, no cervix.
I can understand prohibiting tank tops and bare feet (superstitions about hygeine), but no rollers? Is there something dangerous or unhealthy about hair-rollers? I mean, aside from the obvious, uh…“cultural” perceptions…?
(The above is a rhetorical question.)
Okay, serious question – what exactly is meant by ‘tank top’ in this scenario? For me, a tank top is a sleeveless top which is cropped short, just above the belly button. Is that the same thing, or do they mean something different?
You are thinking of a crop top. A tank top is just sleeveless.
“Dammit…”

Yes…but can I wear condoms on my head?
It is important to wear the condom over the shaft as well, though your testicles are still susceptible to an herpes infection if your partner has any active, open sores.
stuffing my testes into a taut condom kills the mood for me though.
…or does it?
brb