The picture of health, right here.
They said I could be anything. So I became a Cloud.
A Meat Cloud.
In the end Julio thought the change to his third arm was a small price to pay, since he couldn’t reach it anyway
That is just plain awful! What happened to these people that they think THIS looks good!?
Same thing that happens to people who have so much plastic surgery they can make Joan Rivers look natural and life like.
That’s because it is plastic surgery. Self administered plastic surgery. And like plastic surgery, over the long term, it goes terribly, terribly wrong.
Somehow I fouled up the link. Well, it’s something called Synthol, which is injected by bodybuilders to artificially inflate muscles, but in the long term destroys muscle tissue, turning the muscles into masses of oil-filled cysts, pus and fat. Awesome, right?
OOH! Sounds sexy! bet the chicks line up to squeeze those oil and pus filled biceps!
Yep, that’s the stuff. Imagine what would happen if he dropped a weight on one arm…and the resulting unrecognizable goo that would turn the gym into a Superfund site..
but on the other hand, with an x-acto knife you’d have an endless font of delicious hot gravy for your biscuits.
Well, Muffin, considering there’s a woman out there who loves to chew on dirty diapers and she actually is engaged to be married – there actually might be a lady – or man – out there just dying to do that for him.
Yep, you are right Jamie, I bet there is too. Maybe she is engaged to this horror show?
(Diaperwoman made me want to vomit! I am SO glad the only addiction I have is chocolate and not from a diaper either)
I think this needs to be tagged “2nd Amendment”
…because he’s giving out tickets to the gun show, ladies.
Lookin’ good, Brah
Inject self with synthetic oil substance.
Lie in tanning bed.
Get…crispy on the inside?
(I just grossed myself out.)
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