Everybody’s good at something.
Challenge accepted. Phoenix Comicon is coming up….
Keebler or Christmas? There’s a totally different courtship ritual…
I notice her ears are not visible…
I volunteer for this research.
Us trolls love them elves…it’s like tryin’ to park a big ol’ Humvee inside a starter home’s single car garage.
2 inches of spray
By all indications from the locker room at the gym, I apparently have some Elfin genes. All concentrated in an unfortunate region.
Don’t worry; they have Lee Press-On Penises, now for Elves.
It’s called “Elvish Press-Lees”.
I’m just…gonna go out back and kill myself. Sorry.
Any excuse to post a link to this elf-heavy pornicular video!!
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