As Kim stood in the gender reassignment surgeon’s waiting room preparing for the post-op follow-up he thought “The itching’s driving me nuts…but I really don’t mind the swelling…“
“Well, if you’re going out for an ‘innocent weekend just fishing’ with the other husbands, you won’t need these.”
Mirna had a very passive-aggressive way of saying “blow me”.
Now we know why the girl on the bench is crying.
“Ribbed for her pleasure” my ass.
No one EVER talks about the (pink) elephant in the room.
Marge showed up at the sidelines of every women’s basketball game, standing there with her balloons and that “know-whut-I-mean” look on her face.
On second thought, Priapus was a terrible idea for a middle school mascot.
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