Two words: CUTICLE CREAM
I’d rock it if corkscrew nail functioned.
You might want to wash your hands if you want to draw attention to those nails.
Oh sure, but how does she wipe? other than very carefully…
Picking her nose has never seen this level of adventure until now. Also, she might want to keep that corkscrew nail away from ducks and drunks with bottles of wine.
I was gonna say that corkscrew was FOR picking her nose…for those “hard-to-reach places.”
Want a “handy” baby?!
In a perfect world Justin Beiber would insult her and get slapped. Hard.
Nah, in a perfect world she’d be a dominatrix hired for Justin who decides to tie him up and stimulate his prostate.
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