Creating batteries from coconuts, ending Apartheid, he was a Renaissance man.
Yup, he did it all…except fix the damn boat ;)
He was stuck on that island for, what, 27 years?
And for what it’s worth…I think we know whose blue oxford shirt that was nasty little ol’ corn-fed Mary Ann was wearin’ to bed.
Mary Ann was there for my first delicate years of pubescence. That episode where she became Ginger…I chafed my “Little Buddy”…
Mary Ann caused me to lose more protein during those years than Mandela lost during his 27.
Everyone of course knows whom was sleeping with whom on that island…we all have our pairings off…but mine are right.
Gilligan! Little Buddy! best Slash Fiction EVER!
Suddenly there’s meaning behind why Gilligan got the top bunk…
I’m more of a Ginger/Mrs. Howell kinda guy.
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