13 thoughts on “Most importantly…

  1. After a healthy breakfast consisting of 3 pounds of bacon, extra-caffeinated coffee, toast buttered with pure lard, and one fried egg, I like to shoot myself in the mouth and chew on the bullet.

  2. I’d point out that you can draw a Venn diagram showing that the greatest concentration of murderous terrorist assholes in the world overlaps those societies who shun those crunchy strips of porcine love known as “bacon”.

    Time is money. Money is love. Love is bacon. Bacon is time.


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