Apparently, it needs to be said!
There was an incident after the last Paula Deen visit.
For a second, there, I thought it was referring to Tiger Woods. It was just a second.
What they don’t tell you is Tiger is actually a 90 year old satyriasic with a squashing fetish.
*sighs* Guys, a satyriasic is the male version of a nymphomaniac.
What they don’t tell you is Tiger is actually a coin-op Sybian.
G’head. Google search it. I’ll wait here.
A speaker brought one of those to my human sexuality class. Funniest damn thing I ever saw with the big old floppy dildo just flopping around as it ran.
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