I would direct the Alert Reader to Google “Paula Deen Riding Things”, a collections of animated GIFs from whence sprang from yon photo.
“LOOK! I’M RIDING A FURRY TRACTOR!!!”
Lance grimaced at the butter-soaked pegging sessions that would surely follow.
Does anything say “Fuck My Life” more poignantly that the look on the chef’s face in the background, stage left?
Paula Deen makes me embarrassed to be a fat white diabetic woman.
that evening, after the town council met for over 5 hours, it was decided that he no longer had a right to bear a penis, and should be banished from drinking beer and watch football.
This is just Paula posing for the next wave of “Paula Deen Riding Things” photos. If you look closely, you can see that she is trying to hide the disappointment on her face that the man they are humiliating isn’t black. Even the most desperate of African-Americans have more dignity.
Oh my goodness. Could you imagine if that guy was black? That photo might knock the Kardashians off of the news for five minutes.
I would trade places with her any day… I’d even be kind enough to let him lay on his back… naked…
robert irvine… just so *drool*
I’ll be in my bunk.
To the White Cave!
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