Todd narrowly escaped execution at the hands of the Russian Mobsters by hurling himself out of the top warehouse window headlong into a passing scrap metal train speeding by below.
I had a pet rat that used to go through my mom’s hoop earrings whenever we’d put her on her shoulder. As she got bigger she couldn’t fit through anymore, but would still valiantly try… She’d have no problem with this guy though. :P
Would love to see that nose when (if) he turns 80 !
And shouldn’t there be a snake in there ?!
I wish there was a hamster running in a wheel in that earlobe thing.
Don’t give him any ideas.
Todd narrowly escaped execution at the hands of the Russian Mobsters by hurling himself out of the top warehouse window headlong into a passing scrap metal train speeding by below.
But at what cost?
I will again refrain from recycling my “fellatio handlebars” joke.
You’re welcome.
Paul was beset by a bout of self-consciousness; he just knew everyone was staring at his growing bald spot.
Good luck with the endless job interviews you face you utter dimwit.
On the bright side (of which he apparently has none):
Sneezing has never been easier.
or messier
I had a pet rat that used to go through my mom’s hoop earrings whenever we’d put her on her shoulder. As she got bigger she couldn’t fit through anymore, but would still valiantly try… She’d have no problem with this guy though. :P
Terrible haircut. I wonder what he was thinking.
In a moderate wind, he’s quite harmonious.
His nickname is “Aeolean.”
Look INSIDE his ear, just below that top…car rim. WTF is that thing in there?!
A mushroom?
Gum. He’s saving it for later.
Mom and Dad are mighty proud.
Food stamp tramp
Be honest with me…are the cheek piercings too much? I feel like they’re distracting…
Todd departed to the Hospital for his MRI scan. Little did he know he would soon be the lead story for that evening’s CNN report.