Season’s Greetings from faces_of_autoerotic_asphyxiation.com !
Once Hermey got his Doctorate of Dentistry, he went right to work.
Little Billy had fallen asleep near the tree waiting for Santa to arrive. At the jingle of bells he opened one bright eye to try to catch a peek.
That was 1962 and Bill rocks back and forth in his room at Bellview to this day muttering “Can’t Sleep, Gonna Get Me.”
Once Burger King stopped the creepy King commercials, Bill found new work just after Thanksgiving.
pants. now. shat.
it’s like Jim Carrey’s “The Mask” mixed with a meth addled Salvation Army warrior…
That white powder on his shoulder ain’t snow…
Wowza, who let the Doctor Who prop department design Santa this year? This thing looks like a more creepy version of the Smilers from the episode The Beast Below. Hello nightmares.
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